See ya later Thailand

I definitely spoke too soon on the whole peeling situation. My arms and hands are peeling so much, I might as well be a snake shedding its own skin.

My last week in Thailand was pretty uneventful so I thought I’d share all the small things I learned while in Chiang Mai. I added to this list anytime something popped into my head these last 8 weeks so it may be a bit scattered.

Things I’ve learned in Thailand

·    it is disrespectful to wear shoes inside and equally as disrespectful to be barefoot outside

·    Thai love children and will give you the look of shame if you discipline a child in their presence

·    when eating at a restaurant, the food comes out as soon as it’s been cooked (one at a time) rather than everyone’s plates out at once. You can forget the whole ‘waiting until everyone has their food before you eat’ idea. Otherwise you’ll be eating some cold food and could be waiting for as long as 15+ minutes.

·    Thai is a hard language to learn with some weird sounding noises

·    Thai massages hurt and are the furthest thing from relaxing

·    Asians love taking pictures. Who needs marketing when you have a photo op in front of your store?

·    Google Maps has a lot of work to do with GPS over here

·    Knees up to shoulders must be covered when entering a temple. Women are forbidden from entering some temples because “they menstruate. It is believed that it humiliates and ruins the sanctity”.

·    Sticky rice with mango is probably the most delicious thing I’ve ever eaten

·    Thais truly encompass the “it takes a village to raise a child” motto

·    You are treated like royalty if you have children. They view children as good luck

·    Any and all safety regulations are thrown out the window here

·    You will receive more ketchup with a pizza purchase than with a McDonald’s purchase

·    Bartenders are not much for small talk

·    Any person off the street thinks it’s ok to hold your child without permission. You learn to love it. Anytime you need help, just hand one of the kids off to the closest stranger and they’ll be in good hands.

·    The way they set up their malls is genius. Each floor is for a specific type of store i.e. 1st floor is fashion, 2nd floor is sportswear and sports gear, 3rd floor is electronics, 4th floor is entertainment. If your store falls into more than one category, then you will have a multi-level store and the items you sell on each floor must match the category accordingly.

·    When speaking in Thai, you use completely different words if you are a male compared to a female when referencing yourself. For example: my name is as a female sounds like Dee-chan chew Laura ka. My name is as a male sounds like Pom chew Billy cob. No wonder I found it difficult to learn more than just the basics of Thai. I was hearing the same phrase in two different ways.

·    Transgender females prefer to be called ladyboys

·    There are no rules here, except with alcohol. Everything else is free game.

·    Thailand apples tastes like pears

·    Thais will be mourning the death of their king for one year (King Bhumibol Adulyadej passed in October). There was a massive ceremony held in Bangkok on the 100 day anniversary of his passing (January 20). This king ruled over Thailand for 70+ years. He is the world’s longest reigning monarch. The new king (his son) won’t have an official welcome ceremony until October 2017.

·    Chinese tourists are the “Americans of Asia”. They are viewed as rude, arrogant, full of themselves, and think they are the best country in the world. Thais would rather let the Chinese do their thing than confront them.

·    Cigarette packs are covered with extremely graphic pictures of lung cancer and gum disease. It makes our Surgeon’s General Warning seem pathetic.

On Friday night, we arrived in Bali after two 3 hour flights. We had an hour layover in Singapore and again, it was apparent that Asian countries place such a high priority on children. There was a rather large indoor playground (free of charge) for school aged kids to play on. It was three stories high and had four slides, among other features. Needless to say, Eleanor loved burning off energy here. During both flights, the children were served first and then the food/beverage service came by for all other passengers.

I spent today checking out two nearby beaches and getting to know the area we’re currently staying in (Seminyak).  We’ll be moving into a new place this week for the remainder of our 30 days here. The beach closest to me, Double Six Beach, is only a 7 minute walk. While strolling the beach this afternoon, I noticed there were a lot of beach soccer games going on. Naturally, I strolled right up to one that had uneven teams and asked if I could play. They reluctantly said yes (I later noticed I was the only girl playing on the entire beach). I can’t wait to see your faces when you realize I can hold my own against you. And sure enough, after I stepped in to win a ball and converted it to a shot on goal, I had their respect. I ended up playing with five local Indonesians against six Australians for over an hour. It was so much fun!!!!! The Indonesians said they play pick up on Sundays but I’m hoping other tourists have games going every night. I’m pretty sure I looked like a chicken running around with its head cut off, but it’s been 10 months since I’ve played. We’ll see how my knee feels in the morning as this was my first time cutting and coming to quick stops since my ACL surgery 9 months ago. I honestly don’t even care how bad the pain could potentially be in the morning because did I mention I played beach soccer today?!?!

I’m having some technical difficulties getting the pictures off my phone and onto this blog. I think it has something to do with the internet here as I’ve tried both on a restaurant’s Wi-Fi as well as this house’s Wi-Fi.


3 thoughts on “See ya later Thailand

  1. You are such a great writer! So descriptive and detailed with your stories. Each week I read your adventures out loud so that John can hear too! We love hearing how you’re doing and learning the cultures of your surroundings! Once again, thank you for sharing and love ❤️ and miss you, Leslie


  2. What a great adventure! Sounds like you’re really adapting to your different cultures. I would have LOVED to see their faces in the friendly soccer game! Keep the updates coming! Be safe! 💜 you! Aunt Julie and “Uncle” Don


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